But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!

We scattered his ashes on Bayou Caddy, because he loved it so much.

If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in

I've seen them go for as high as $50 for a little sandwich bag full.

They all claim they're great bowlers. There's a lot of trash-talking going on in the locker room about who's going to win. We're trying to keep it loose and have a lot of fun.