If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.

Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.

Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo

Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day."

Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.

JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?