Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day."

Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.

Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.

Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo

Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.