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A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ... JENNY ECLAIR Loving someone who doesn't love themselves is like farting for someone whose sense of smell doesn't ...
JACINTA MPALYENKANA
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. ANONYMOUS
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. ANONYMOUS I would like them to come in and make a presentation to the commission and convince us it makes sens...
LINDA SIBLEY Life's irony;If the president of your country pays you a visit & in the process farts,rather than cr...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Trying to make sense of what makes no sense can render you senseless. Let it go. SANJO JENDAYI
The force of truth that a statement imparts, then, its prominence among the hordes of recorded obser... NICHOLSON BAKER
Nothing makes me laugh more than farting. KATE MCKINNON
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and... NEIL GAIMAN
I know this is stupid, but part of me felt like if I could come see you today, if I could convince y... MARISSA MEYER
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ... NEIL GAIMAN It feels like someone took your dog out right in front of you and shot it. And then you've got to go...
BOBBY CARPENTER
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...... NEIL GAIMAN To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN “No matter how hard I run in a marathon, there was always someone in front of me, but that doesn't...
ZENG HAN JUN I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ''learning experience.'' Then again, I like to th...
P. J. O'ROURKE
If he decides to the negative -- that he doesn't want to be a candidate -- then that makes me look k... JESSE VENTURA Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN Everyone's always making fun of him and calling him crazy behind his back, but I can kind of underst...
AMY REED What I like about Bre.ad is the simplicity of it. When you can explain it to people, like 'five-...
TROY CARTER We're living in a time when the most famous people in the world have no specific skill set and a...
ERIN FOSTER Science fiction rarely is about scientists doing real science, in its slowness, its vagueness, the s...
KIM STANLEY ROBINSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
Booze makes you stupid and like it. It makes you fall around and not care. And eventually, stupid is... PLEASEFINDTHIS
You just decide what your values are in life and what you are going to do, and then you feel like yo... ANNIE LENNOX
That's just your ego, trying to make sure it stays in charge. This is what ego does. It keeps you fe... ELIZABETH GILBERT
I'm just not into trying to convince people like me. I always say to myself, 'It is what it ... NENE LEAKES
A lot of biopics to me feel very much like someone is standing in front of the camera and is reading... GRAHAM MOORE
So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we... LAUREN MYRACLE
As soon as you look at the world through an ideology you are finished. No reality fits an ideology. ... ANTHONY DE MELLO
A lady that I know just came from Colombia. She laughed because I did not understand. She held out s... RINGO STARR If you know something is true, you don’t need to convince anyone of it. If you are trying to convi...
ALAN COHEN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i... NEIL GAIMAN Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
YUN KOUGA I'm me, I like being me, And being me is what makes me, me. There is no one who can relate more to m...
ELLIOTT MORREAU
It is art that makes life, makes interest, makes importance and I know of no substitute whatever for... HENRY JAMES
It is art that makes life, makes interest, makes importance... and I know of no substitute whatever ... HENRY JAMES
It is art that makes life, makes interest, makes importance and I know of no substitute whatever for... MAX EASTMAN
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. GEORGE BURNS Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?
JOHN SHORT
You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA
Life is hard, no one makes it out alive. UNKNOWN
I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stup... KAMI GARCIA
Now I'd like someone to tell me there is no drama in real life! ALEXANDRE DUMAS
Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that ... SHANNON L. ALDER It all starts with Shaq. We're all so conscious of him, where he is at and trying to double-team him...
KYLE KORVER
I don't think that people accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. I think it makes peo... DAVID LYNCH Its not 208 bones which makes you stronger , Its how you stand in front of any problem
DEEPAK KUMAR I like the performing part, it gives me a huge rush but it still makes me nervous. Being in front of...
TORRIE WILSON Apples to oranges, the act of comparing your life to another’s is more like comparing an elephant ...
FORREST CURRAN We all need that someone in our life who's going to motivate us and not stress us, and then we need ...
MAROUANE LAASSAFAR It makes me very angry that in a moment of tragedy, when you're trying to make sure all the humans a...
JIM RICE
It makes no sense to pack an auditorium with 5,000 people and then tell them to keep quiet. TONY SNOW Like a lot of freelance cartoonists, when any opportunity like that comes along, I have a hard time ...
JIM WOODRING
Life is too hard, too much to handle. Nobody told me there’d be days like these. How could nobody ... KAREN MARIE MONING
Try, try, and try again. Never stop trying. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA When you look at death, it makes you understand the importance of the moment when you have life and ...
MICKALENE THOMAS
I entered Excessive Modesty Mode. Nothing is stupider and more ineffective than Excessive Modesty Mo... JESSE ANDREWS During inspiration, you lose some quotes and they are gone for life. :) You didnt let it LIVE :(..
DAR ADLEY The hard part in going against him is against the run, ... He's so short he gets lost. I tend to los...
DONNIE EDWARDS
It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour fa... KATEE SACKHOFF
I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and t... JAMES DASHNER That Nick is a nice boy."
I eyed her. "He doesn't like me."
"Really? Are you trying to con...
CARRIE JONES If you look upon the rule in Titus it is a rule to me. If you convince me that it is no rule I shall...
ANNE HUTCHINSON
You don't want to change, you just say "No" and again "No" and you continue to watch stuff which you... DEYTH BANGER
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ... NEIL GAIMAN It was unintentional, Andre headbutted me right in the head, ... He always liked me and he was reall...
LANNY POFFO One thing is ever sure, and that is anger makes you look stupid all your life time.
RAYMOND OBENG
It is really hard when you spend your life living out of a suitcase. But it really does weed out sup... AMBER HEARD Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and sear...
AVIJEET DAS It makes me feel relaxed. It might sound stupid, but for those 14, 15, 16 seconds. I feel like no on...
JOSIE SNAVELY
How many times have I failed before? How many times have I stood here like this, in front of my own ... CHARLES YU
All of a sudden, someone threw me in front of this rock and roll band. And I decided then and there ... JANIS JOPLIN
One of the great things to pretend is that you're not only alright, you're in great shape. N... CARRIE FISHER In the comics, it always seems like they are trying to save
the world. It seemed like one shoul...
ASHLEE VANCE At the time I was designing T-shirts, trying to invent little toys and stuff. One of my biggest goal...
JOE SHIELDS Reggie is such a hard runner. He's deceptive, he's patient, he allows the blocking to get in front o...
BILL MORGAN
What he really wanted (and it felt almost shameful to admit it to himself) was someone like — some... J.K. ROWLING If losing is dancing with someone or even kissing someone who cares for you like I undoubtedly care ...
S.L. SCOTT 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
JAMES C. DOBSON You were always saying you were gonna shoot him," he mutters, but it's kind of half-hearted. "Stupid...
RICHARD RIDER We all have our ups and downs and mistakes we wish to correct. We all have our flaws and will always...
SEAL OF APPROVAL Your crazy makes my crazy make sense.”
“That makes absolutely no sense at all.”
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LINDY ZART
Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, ... JIM BUTCHER
It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream--making a vain attempt, because no relation of a drea... JOSEPH CONRAD
It really helps to play with someone like him who's very spontaneous and always trying new things in... JOSHUA BELL
Do you love him?"Deryn swallowed, then pointed at the screen. "He makes me feel like that. Lik...
SCOTT WESTERFELD
Sometimes, it will never make sense until you find the right path that makes sense to you and no one... SHANNON L. ALDER I'm OK with procedural code, and the web is a top-down type of problem. It makes sense to me tha...
RASMUS LERDORF Peter to Austin:
"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes m...
DANI ALEXANDER
They say that our sense of smell is one of the strongest triggers of memories. Of course, our sense ... PHILIPPE COUSTEAU, JR.
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,... MARK TWAIN When you have someone like him for four years and working like that, it's hard to see him lose. He s...
ALLEN HUGHES
I am shamelessly biased about the people in my life, and it makes sense to me that other people are ... AKHIL SHARMA I have to admit that the empty prestige and the stupid glory - yes, the horrible rush, the deadly se...
MICHAEL HASTINGS It's one of those situations. You're trying too hard and you get so frustrated that things aren't wo...
REUBEN DROUGHNS
There is nothing neutral about the soul. It is the seat and the source of life. Either we respond to... THOMAS MOORE
