Smart is not just a word; it's an attitude.

Smart Technology is making us stupid.

Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard, stupid and it makes no sense.

If you're THAT smart...why aren't you THAT rich?

Children are like the zombies I once saw in a film at Dad's. We have to do as we're told and obey like our brains have got eaten.

You might be the smartest person in the world, but the second-smartest person will just need a little more time to do it.