Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says.
‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’
‘Only if you do it quietly.’
‘I met this girl last night. I need your advice.’
‘Come back later.’
‘No. You might be dead.

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
"Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !