Life's but a day at most.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.