(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"

I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!