Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.