Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.