Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.