Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax.

Our people are going to be with us, and her people are going to be with her, and there's plenty of them.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.