Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind