Mary Jane. Listen. Please," Eloise said, sobbing. "You remember our freshman year, and I had that brown-and-yellow dress I bought in Boise, and Miriam Ball told me nobody wore those kind of dresses in New York, and I cried all night?" Eloise shook Mary Jane's arm. "I was a nice girl," she pleaded, "wasn't I?
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Related I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I I watch him inhale Mary Jane .. He kisses me and blows her into my mouth. High with Mary Jane. .. Th... NERISSA IRVING I met Drew Barrymore, and she was so cool. She told me, 'I know I just had my baby three weeks a... MADDIE ZIEGLER I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star look... CAROL BURNETT I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Jane," I said quietly. She opened her eyes, she had been far away in prayer. "Yes, Mary? F... PHILIPPA GREGORY Don't leave me, Rainbow Girl." Rainbow Girl. Was that who I was? It seemed so long ago. I ... KAREN MARIE MONING Having a Mary Poppins-themed birthday party when I was 5 - all my friends went in dresses, and I wen... POPPY DELEVINGNE I remember sitting on a bench in New York and sobbing and realising that my ambition to be a singer ... REBECCA FERGUSON I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early... KARL LAGERFELD I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON She smiled a little. "You are a manipulator" "I like to think of myself more as an outcome engi... J.R. WARD On my first trip to New York in the 1980s, the first place I wanted to visit was the Plaza Hotel, ho... MARY KAY ANDREWS I knew that the show was coming and they wanted me to have a co-host. And so I asked Mary Hart and s... REGIS PHILBIN I was in a band in Auckland, and I remember they all hated me. They had a big intervention. They sai... GIN WIGMORE It was early in my career, and I had been seeing Mary, a shy, lonely, and physically collapsed you... BESSEL A. VAN DER KOLK I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. CRAIG GROESCHEL She took me to her room and stood me in front of her dresser, which was covered in a pillowcase with... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I remember I was unsure about doing 'Shameless.' I'd never acted in anything so commerci... ANNE-MARIE DUFF I had played the Virgin Mary in 'Jesus of Nazareth,' and I had done 'Juliet' at the ... OLIVIA HUSSEY Mary, I believed thee true, And I was blest in thus believing; But now I mourn that ever I knew A gi... SIR WALTER SCOTT She also keeps talking about the Billie Holiday record she bought for me. And she says she wants to ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Once upon a time there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When ... THE WONDER YEARS Have you seen Sam?” Mary asked. “What do you want with Sam?” “I can’t take care ... MICHAEL GRANT I keep all my clothes on in House on Haunted Hill, Mary Jane's Last Dance, and The Way of the Gu... TAYE DIGGS I think J.D. Salinger is correct in granting no interviews, and in making no speeches. PATRICIA HIGHSMITH My God, I think about way back in the day when we were running around in Mary Janes and Doc Martens,... MEGHAN MARKLE I took her dress over to the closet and hung it up. It was funny. It made me feel sort of sad when I... J.D. SALINGER A 1920s dress I wore on my 21st birthday... literally disintegrated on me. I had the most wild debau... LIZ GOLDWYN Sometimes we want something so much that God will have us give it up so we can grow (I CANNOT REMEMBER) I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n... , IN THE NEW REPUBLIC Ash held one finger up. "OK. Now listen-" Mary-Lynnette kicked him in the shins. She knew it wa... L.J. SMITH My freshman English professor at Kent State University in 1984 told me I was a good writer, and she ... DAV PILKEY She wore dresses and skirts all the time ... always doing and asking questions. She had sandy brown,... AUTUMN BUNDSCHUH I am Eloise. I am six. I am a city child. I live at The Plaza. KAY THOMPSON I said the rosary, and I said the Our Father, as they call it in the Catholic Church. One of the thi... WESLEY CLARK A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody ... ANONYMOUS It's a music video but she was real specific on the character that Mary J. Blige was playing, an... BLAIR UNDERWOOD I'm not one of those stars that goes out and literally dresses to be photographed. I'm kind ... ANNE HATHAWAY Far worst of all, the fever had settled in Mary's eyes, and Mary was blind. LAURA INGALLS WILDER I said we had to 'Hail Mary' it. MARY PINKOWSKI I had this temp receptionist job in New York, and I kind of hated it, and in the morning I would com... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER Your red dress,’ she said, and laughed. But I looked at the dress on the floor and it w... JEAN RHYS Another woman approached me while I was having lunch at the Russian Tea Room in New York and told me... SIDNEY SHELDON Did you ever notice the color of Mary Poppins' petticoats? They were kind of orange and apricot ... JULIE ANDREWS The first year I was in New York, I met Martha Graham. She said, 'Well, Mr. Wilson, what do you ... ROBERT WILSON I know if I had the chance of going aboard the Titanic in those days, I would have gone - I know I w... CELIA IMRIE When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels... JON HEDER I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never gotten high. Nobody had ever told me a... JACK HERER When I was young, all the books were about a Mary Jane and the football player and the prom and endi... S. E. HINTON A scout told me that he could have pitched in the big leagues that night, and he was only 17. But I ... DINO EBEL When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wor... HANI FURSTENBERG I'm not Mary Poppins, but I think I functioned with integrity. DAWN STEEL Back in the 1960s, I saw Peter, Paul and Mary. I was at that age, about 14, and I was mesmerized. LUCINDA WILLIAMS On 'Being Mary Jane,' I learned to embrace sex symbol. OMARI HARDWICK If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No" MARGARET SMITH Jane,' she said, climbing down from the chair. 'Remember last year when I built that model wind towe... JEANNE BIRDSALL I really like the short stories that Melissa Bank writes. I think she's sort of channeling the f... WHIT STILLMAN When you're and only child in a family with an only parent, you look at other, bigger families with ... MARGARET MCMULLAN Shoes? I have loved them all: '60s pumps; white Courreges ankle boots; platform soles from the f... SUZY MENKES My first role was in a Nativity play. My mom was playing Mary, and I was crying backstage, so she br... MORENA BACCARIN She didn’t understand why it was happening,” he said. “I had to tell her she would die. Her so... JOHN GREEN I heard a great story recently, I love telling it, of a little girl who was in a drawing lesson, she... SIR KEN ROBINSON I met Drew Barrymore in New York and she said she liked the band. That was really cool. I grew up on... MEG WHITE She told me later that her parents had told her to steer clear of me at school. "My mum said t... RAINBOW ROWELL I remember seeing Bill Hurt in New York once. I talked to him on the phone around 1988 and that'... TOM BERENGER When I was either 7 or 8 years old, I did a sketch every day of my teacher and what she wore. At the... ALBER ELBAZ I remember when we had to pick our major freshman year, I chose comparative religion. It came to me ... AMY BRENNEMAN Let's make a game of it, shall we?" she said. "Whoever kills the most, wins." "I will kill twe... 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CINDY GARCIA I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A ... PAULEY PERRETTE When I was 18, I was moving to New York to start college at The New School. I had done a year of col... STACEY FARBER As every teenage girl, I was absolutely obsessed with The Beatles, and the first record I bought was... TWIGGY I live in New York and I was only there for 2 weeks all last year. PATRICIA VELASQUEZ I have prom (Saturday) and cost wise I couldn't have bought a prom dress and a dress for the pageant... JAMIE JORDAN I wasn't actually trained by my mother, she said she never taught me but she was a great singer hers... JOAN SUTHERLAND I'm one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his... MARTIN SHEEN Jane: "Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was b... MOLLY HARPER I remember I grew up in Pasadena in a very, kind of, homogeneous, kind of, suburban existence and th... MIKE WHITE I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Li... DEMETRI MARTIN I was supposed to be in my trailer getting a touch-up, which I desperately needed, but I had to come... MARIAH CAREY I watched her mother sobbing over her dying daughter. We walked out into the hallway and Mary said t... DAVID GIBBS I love the Sixties with Julie Christie and Jane Birkin - those natural English beauties. That's ... KATE MOSS I told him I wanted a large front porch where I could drink coffee and play music. Mary wanted a scr... CLIFF MOSES Nothing I had written before 'Mary Poppins' had anything to do with children, and I have alw... P. L. TRAVERS I've always said when I broke in I was an average player. I had an average arm, average speed and de... BROOKS ROBINSON I'd lived in Arizona, and I loved Arizona. But I had a husband I was separated from, and a baby to s... LINDA EASTMAN MCCARTNEY The hits are nice, but the important thing for me is I was hitting the ball hard, ... I had a rough ... ADAM LAROCHE She was just very supportive, and I thank her for that. I know a lot of people think it would have b... JODI OLSON I instinctively dress a bit tougher because I've spent a lot of time in the U.S. and I realised ... ELLIE GOULDING I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my da... DAVID WALLIAMS
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SALINGER I prayed for the city to be cleared of people, for the gift of being alone—a-l-o-n-e: which is the... J.D. SALINGER Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh. J.D. SALINGER Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey... J.D. SALINGER Did you see more glass? J.D. SALINGER You take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all ... J.D. SALINGER Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable... J.D. SALINGER You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?' he asked. 'You know w... J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ... J.D. SALINGER The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp... J.D. SALINGER They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more. It'... J.D. SALINGER He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. J.D. SALINGER Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif... J.D. SALINGER You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logi... J.D. SALINGER If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable... J.D. SALINGER Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things ... J.D. SALINGER We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with ... J.D. SALINGER Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousa... J.D. SALINGER If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet. J.D. SALINGER People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it. J.D. SALINGER Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—... J.D. SALINGER I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l... J.D. SALINGER If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev... J.D. SALINGER It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin... J.D. SALINGER I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout... J.D. SALINGER I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it. J.D. SALINGER It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out. J.D. SALINGER Sleep tight, ya morons! J.D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J.D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor... J.D. SALINGER Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package. J.D. SALINGER Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield J.D. SALINGER She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th... J.D. SALINGER One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say... J.D. SALINGER You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t... J.D. SALINGER But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo... J.D. SALINGER Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the... J.D. SALINGER Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it. J.D. SALINGER We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw... J.D. SALINGER -Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt... J.D. SALINGER If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right. J.D. SALINGER I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. J.D. SALINGER There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ... J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy J.D. SALINGER Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o... J.D. SALINGER O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ... J.D. SALINGER People always think something's all true. J.D. SALINGER It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you... J.D. SALINGER Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly J.D. SALINGER Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd... J.D. SALINGER I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does. J.D. SALINGER American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President. PIERRE SALINGER