Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.

There are lots of those folks in Austin.