I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.

I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

[San Francisco] . . . the city that never was a town.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.