Maybe Iraqis want to split up.

We are never more fully alive, more completely ourselves, or more deeply engrossed in anything than when we are playing.

Why don't I kill your mother and we'll split the insurance money?

I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn't have to kill them for their oil.

You can tell the Iraqis who are scared because we're here and those who are scared because they're bad.

Any time the country is split 50/50, the leader is wrong.