Why don't I kill your mother and we'll split the insurance money?

Maybe Iraqis want to split up.

I would rather throw a viper down my shirtfront than hire a compensation consultant.

Those two guys are two of the smartest young men in the country, and it's much better to be copied by people that smart.

It's worse than that. Those people who wanted to round pi to 3.2 were stupid. These people [the opponents of expensing options] are worse than stupid. They know it's wrong and want to do it anyway.

The cause of reform is hurt, not helped, when an activist makes an idiotic suggestion.