Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

O earth, what changes hast thou seen!

The woman is so hard upon the woman

For what are men better than sheep or goats/ That nourish a blind life within the brain,/ If, knowing God, they lift not hands of prayer/ Both for themselves and those who call them friend?/ For so the whole round earth is every way/ Bound by gold chains

There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth.

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth