Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer. [Carrie]

There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."

I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]