Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?