What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.