Rachel Caine quote: "Monica's eyes were fierce and fiery, but she didn't move, and after a second she turned and ran up the steps to the second floor, where her formally dressed friends were huddled like the cast of <i>Survivor: Abercrombie & Fitch Island.</i>"

Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael wa...
RACHEL CAINE

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was...
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Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “...
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Survival," I said softly. "It's selfish, and it's dark, and we've always been a species willing to d...
RACHEL CAINE

She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose...
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Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.
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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?"
Claire sig...
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Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all ...
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Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?
RACHEL CAINE

Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.
RACHEL CAINE

See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
RACHEL CAINE

Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? S...
RACHEL CAINE

OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can’t believe it. I always pictured Sh...
RACHEL CAINE

You are not my high school crush, idiot.”
“Great. I can die happy, then.
RACHEL CAINE

It’s in Latin.”
“So? What does it say?”
“I don’t read Latin!”
“You’...
RACHEL CAINE

You’re kind of a psycho. I get that.”
“I might be,” Monica agreed, and gave her a slow,...
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Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?”
“Funeral,” Shane said...
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I’m not a kid!” she told Shane hotly. “I’m only, like, a year younger than Eve!”
“A...
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Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.
RACHEL CAINE

Is it him?” Dad asked. “Did he get you into trouble?”
“Not me,” Shane said. “I’ve...
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Kid,” Richard said wearily, “I am not in the mood. I haven’t slept in thirty-six hours, my sis...
RACHEL CAINE

She wasn't absolutely sure who kissed whom this time. Maybe it was gravity tilting, stars exploding....
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Michael!” Oliver’s voice came faint through the front door. “Something you should see, my boy!...
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Bite me
RACHEL CAINE

Crosses?"
"Definitely"
"Why?"
"Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?"<...
RACHEL CAINE

Have I mentioned how hot Michael is? Hot, hot, hot. I mean, all guitar players are crushworthy - it'...
RACHEL CAINE

The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in ther...
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There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!"
Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath...
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That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.
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And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go ...
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You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you ...
RACHEL CAINE

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart p...
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You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor."
"But you're a minor," she point...
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Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat...
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Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'
It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
RACHEL CAINE

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
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That's it? That's your big goodbye?" Eve asked.
Claire looked at Eve mystified. "I think I need...
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What are you going to do? Are you going to live in the dark, locked in here? Afraid to look out, ans...
RACHEL CAINE

Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires a...
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Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.
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Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle o...
RACHEL CAINE

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
RACHEL CAINE

Shane looked down at the staked vamp at his feet. 'Claire?'
'Yes?'
'You staked a vampire w...
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No, not you two. Stay here.'
'Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?' Eve asked. '...
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Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," Shane said.

You have others?" Claire asked.<...
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You. O Positive. How many exits?"
"What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?
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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're a...
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I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." RACHEL CAINE

Promise me you’ll marry me. Not now. Someday. Because I need to know.”
Claire felt a flutte...
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Can I come back and see you sometime?"
"Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and ...
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Better broke than dead.
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Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about ...
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Jealous?"

"Maybe."

"No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.
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I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow...
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Don't run I never liked fast food
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Delighted," Jess said. "I think all houses should be stuffed with books. It makes them--"
"Home...
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Oh, God, it's early," he groaned. "Hell. Well, at least I can grab the bathroom first."
Claire ...
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You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" RACHEL CAINE

I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'
Excellent' Shane sai...
RACHEL CAINE

...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?"
"...
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Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think s...
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Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.”
“I wonder, sometimes, if your gen...
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I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. RACHEL CAINE

I'll do it!"
"No, you won't," Shane and Michael said, at virtually the same time. Shane contin...
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Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you."
Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you ...
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Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
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Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.”
“Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might ...
RACHEL CAINE

How'd you get to be so good at this?"
"I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin...
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Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit."
"You d...
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Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”
He glanced over a...
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Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”
“Mayb...
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Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”
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She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you...
RACHEL CAINE

You okay?"
"Fine."
"Your heart's beating really fast."
"Gee, thanks. That's very comf...
RACHEL CAINE

He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?"
"Like what?"
"Like hitting on you....
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Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis

Mr. P.: Go to hell
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So don't preach at us like you're some kind of saint. You're just another sinner.
RACHEL CAINE

But why can't we just order what we need? Or buy it?"
Myrnin flicked the silver ring on his rig...
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Two more of the gamers Claire had gifted with the invitation stumbled by; one grabbed Claire's arm a...
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You are not trapped in the box forever," Myrnin said, "as you well know. But I still need you, so yo...
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Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve
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I never forget,” Myrnin said in a choked whisper. “Certainly not with your nails in my throat. T...
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Stay where I am? Jesus Christ, what choice do I have? This house is twenty-five hundred squ...
RACHEL CAINE

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anym...
RACHEL CAINE

There are three parts to learning: information, knowledge and wisdom, A mere accumulation of informa...
RACHEL CAINE

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]
"Don't they teac...
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Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pres...
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Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.
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Michael patted him on the shoulder. “I like this plan,” he said. “You and Eve, picking up cake...
RACHEL CAINE

Jason talking about Michael -

"Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.
RACHEL CAINE

You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?"
"No, I'm worrying about peo...
RACHEL CAINE

Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you."
"You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the...
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I’d kiss you, too, if I was closer.”(claire)
“I wouldn’t,” Michael said. “I don’t...
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No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.”
“I’m stil...
RACHEL CAINE

Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.
RACHEL CAINE

The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.
RACHEL CAINE

What about Myrnin?'
Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. Sh...
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That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna ...
RACHEL CAINE

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, stro...
RACHEL CAINE

Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?"
"That's deja vu, and I hate you right n...
RACHEL CAINE

Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway."
"Says the kid who came back....
RACHEL CAINE

Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered.
RACHEL CAINE

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality show...
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He looked down at himself and laughed softly. ‘‘My dark side dresses better than I do.’’ He ...
RACHEL CAINE

Clumsiness would be just as deadly an opponent.
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See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more o...
RACHEL CAINE

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.
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Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm ...
RACHEL CAINE

karma's a bitch, and so am I
RACHEL CAINE

Don't play his game. Play yours.
RACHEL CAINE

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.
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A rap at the back door made her jump, and she peered through the window for a long time before she e...
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Claire to Myrnin: "Do the guards at the mall know you're out?" He didn't look up. "That's very doubt...
RACHEL CAINE

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.
RACHEL CAINE

Stop being so..."
"Charming?Attractive?Irresistible?
"I'm going with arrogant.
RACHEL CAINE

No bacon for you."
"Then no eggs for you. Either of you."
Eve glowered at him. "Prisoner e...
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You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Ev...
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Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go."
"Ooh, me, too," Eve said.
The boys rolled ...
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I can handle Glory."
"Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just...
RACHEL CAINE

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.
RACHEL CAINE

Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.

She ...
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You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set as...
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Are you armed?" Oliver asked her.
She glanced down at her backpack and instantly, instinctively...
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Is this your bedroom?" she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big ...
RACHEL CAINE

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We ...
RACHEL CAINE

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark P...
RACHEL CAINE

This won't stop her from getting elected," Shane said. "Stupider people get elected all the time. It...
RACHEL CAINE

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.
RACHEL CAINE

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exaspera...
RACHEL CAINE

What in the hell is going on around here?” she yelled. “Could you guys keep it down to aircraft-...
RACHEL CAINE

You’re not seriously going out again, are you?”
“Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name’s L...
RACHEL CAINE

Mom logic.
RACHEL CAINE

Her eyes burned, her muscles ached, but in some strange and secret place, she was happy to finally b...
RACHEL CAINE

The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; s...
RACHEL CAINE

But – Michael, you said you didn’t know Oliver, and–”
“I didn’t, until he killed me...
RACHEL CAINE

She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morg...
RACHEL CAINE

Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
RACHEL CAINE

Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you ove...
RACHEL CAINE

Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!
RACHEL CAINE

Michael held me when I got inside, because I was shaking all over. That felt so good. Warm all the w...
RACHEL CAINE

Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said.
“Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brand...
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Don’t!” Lillian yelled, and put up her arms when Shane pulled back the bat.

“Hell,�...
RACHEL CAINE

Of course, we could all die soon. I'm writing because Michael's patrolling the house and Shane and C...
RACHEL CAINE

I’m saying a prayer. Maybe you ought to, too. It’s going to take us a miracle to get through thi...
RACHEL CAINE

Not bad,” she finally said. “At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time.”
“Mad...
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You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.”
“But you’re a minor,” she ...
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I’d say over my dead body, but I think you already made that point,” Michael snapped. “Thanks ...
RACHEL CAINE

Eve said, in a high, squeaky, airless voice, “The ghost! You’re the ghost Miranda was talking ab...
RACHEL CAINE

It's called being polite; they probably didn't teach you that at home. Doesn't mean I like you or an...
RACHEL CAINE

She's nice when it suits her. That doesn't mean she's nice.
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Claire sighed. She supposed people always did like that sort of girl, and always would. And secretly...
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Shane groaned. "Yo, Drama Princess, want to tone it down a little? Somewhere, Sandra Bernhardt wants...
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Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good...
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Give the girl some credit. At least she told you, instead of letting you figure it out on your own."...
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Science is a method, not a religion, yet it can be just as close-minded. Open minds here Claire. Alw...
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She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies.
RACHEL CAINE

Trav, if you cross us -- "
"I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terro...
RACHEL CAINE

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.
RACHEL CAINE

Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini,
RACHEL CAINE

And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, pu...
RACHEL CAINE

I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What ...
RACHEL CAINE

You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-t...
RACHEL CAINE

What time is it?"
"Three a.m. Michael's making a snack. You want anything?"
"Um...no. Than...
RACHEL CAINE

Things happen. Things that physics and math and crap that gets measured in a lab can't explain. Peop...
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And girls are much more mature.” Eve nodded wisely. “So you’re about ten years older than Shan...
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I don’t read Latin!” “You’re kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn’t that the in...
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Run first, mourn later.
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In her experience, groups of friends like that just didn't open up to include underage, undersized g...
RACHEL CAINE

He loped off down the hall, and she felt a pure burst of fury. Boys. Why were they always such dumba...
RACHEL CAINE

We're not exactly going to the wilderness, Shane. You don't have to take everything. There are vendi...
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Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.
The Morganville Vampire Series
RACHEL CAINE

Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual.
RACHEL CAINE

Y si eres tan lista como pareces, deberías saber que es una estupidez creer que la ciencia lo resue...
RACHEL CAINE

No, no era una superheroína, pero era otra cosa. Era una persona... con recursos.
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bite me. oh wait, you can't from way out there."
- eve
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I can't simply adopt strays because they seem winsome.
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Hell, I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.
RACHEL CAINE

Okay, that really shouldn't have happened. And we’re not going to talk about that, right? Ever?”...
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At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time."
"Made myself a batch with it," Shane said...
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We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that
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shane:do we have a choice
michael:dont think so
shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go...
RACHEL CAINE

That’s kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so OK.
RACHEL CAINE

Run first," Shane said. "Mourn later."
It was the perfect motto for Morganville."

"C...
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Hell,” Shane spit in disgust. “I can’t hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.” He tossed her...
RACHEL CAINE

Mortals simply aren't what they used to be," he said. "A thousand years ago, you would have bartered...
RACHEL CAINE

There once was a kindly farmer who found a viper freezing on the ground in the snow. Please help me,...
RACHEL CAINE

Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?"
"Sinc...
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Did you bring me a hamburger?
Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd neve...
RACHEL CAINE

I didn't bring you here," he said. "You think you're Miss Special Destiny of the year?"
"No," I...
RACHEL CAINE

You're dead," I repeated. "So why are you in my dream?"
He raised the bill of his olive drab ba...
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It's been the toughest week of my life, not touching you. Not talking to you. Waiting to see what yo...
RACHEL CAINE

Shane’s dad stopped the van,” Claire said. “He took Monica as a hostage.”
For a second,...
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He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. “I really must get a new supplier. This ...
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What’s burning?”
“Your brain.
RACHEL CAINE

Um… Eve…can I ask…?”
“About what?” Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she sus...
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Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.
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You know, I thought you were a mousy little thing when I first saw you, Claire, but you're not, are ...
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I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the con...
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Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil
vampires ...
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Monica's eyes were fierce and fiery, but she didn't move, and after a second she turned and ran up the steps to the second floor, where her formally dressed friends were huddled like the cast of Survivor: Abercrombie & Fitch Island.

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Monica's eyes were fierce and fiery, but she didn't move, and after a second she turned and ran up the steps to the second floor, where her formally dressed friends were huddled like the cast of Survivor: Abercrombie & Fitch Island.

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