My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise

If they force me to subdivide, they're going to raise hell because it will ruin their views.

This memorial is more than a remembrance, it's also a reminder that women in the military's service to America is not new and should never again be allowed to go unrecognized. We don't allow women in service as a social favor; we do not train women in the name of a noble social experiment. Today, women in uniform are part of the national security of the United States, and this isn't a modern nicety, it's a military necessity. . . . Our military wouldn't be what it is today without women.

What the hell did we come here to do?