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My clients are not conspiracy theorists. Our problem is just that you have to assure some sense of integrity in the system.


Chuck Blanchard

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JAY TAYLOR I don't think this is a big problem in the NHL. But I think it's good to have this. You need to have...
JACQUES MARTIN If we are on the outside, we assume a conspiracy is the perfect working of a scheme. Silent nameless...
DON DELILLO "Today’s customers aren’t just buying what you are selling; they are buying who you are.” - Ha...
GEORGE M. ETHERIDGE Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they woul...
BERNARD INGHAM To say that the vote fraud conspiracy theorists are tilting at windmills is an understatement. They'...
GEORGE VOINOVICH All humans make mistakes. But there is no room or allowance in the fevered world of conspiracy theor...
VINCENT BUGLIOSI At some point you say it doesn't make sense to spend that kind of money to attract new clients and y...
HENRY BERGHOEF It is possible to build a system that could assure you of increase on constant basis
SUNDAY ADELAJA While I am overwhelmingly proud of work that I, believe me, did not do on my own, I can assure you t...
MERYL STREEP We are duty bound to protect our judges' integrity and the legal system,
LOUIS BUTLER Our clients are primarily concerned about what goes on in New Buffalo. Our clients probably don't ca...
BILL FULKERSON There are conspiracy theorists who think I was crafted in a boardroom. Because I'm so very relat...
HALSEY Heat pumps have the advantage of replacing air at the same time they heat it. The problem in the Chi...
HENRY KURTH But I'm not on a mission to overhaul the system in the NFL, ... I'm just trying to do the best job I...
DREW ROSENHAUS The developer is challenging our system. There are a number of issues that have run smack in the fac...
RICK MOORE Reading enables me to maintain a sense of something substantive– my ethical integrity, my intellec...
JONATHAN FRANZEN One problem with the focus on speculation is that it tends to promote the growth of the great intell...
GARY WEISS In the American criminal system, we can have a conspiracy doctrine because we have this unique set o...
NEAL KATYAL An honest man with integrity is probably not the person you want to bet on in the American political...
ION SANCHO If you have the rule of law, then you're going to get investment in factories. You have to assure or...
GEORGE SOROS I am quite certain in my heart of hearts that modern music and modern art is not a conspiracy, but i...
MICHAEL TIPPETT It is well known that "problem avoidance" is an important part of problem solving. Instead of solvin...
EDWARD DE BONO Holocaust denial, once the preserve of fringe conspiracy theorists, has mutated into Holocaust obfus...
EPHRAIM MIRVIS That's not happening, I can assure you. There's not private schools that are going out and trying to...
GREG TODD We're very hopeful that the court will uphold this act of Congress and agree that there is some flex...
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THEHEALTHFOODGURU The way to beat [Bush] is not to mimic him, as some of my opponents have done in opting out of the p...
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KRISTIN CAMPBELL Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons a...
MATT TAIBBI I have, with my clients, told them that in life, you have choices you can make. I can empathize with...
JOANNE HOSKINS I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and in the jury system -- that is ...
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COREY LEWANDOWSKI Judge Roberts ... will seek to assure the American people that he will be fair and open-minded, that...
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RICHARD BRANSON Our peasant music, naturally, is invariably tonal, if not always in the sense that the inflexible ma...
BELA BARTOK Although some secrecy is odious, some is essential just to preserve our sense of self.
IAN HACKING Conspiracy of the rich;The rich have all conspired to take complete control of their minds & direct ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Conspiracy of the rich:The rich have conspired to humbly serve the poor & therefore grab their meage...
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DEBRA SIROWER Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to yo...
JULIAN BARNES Men coming out of the high school system know they will be taken care of by the bounty of the state....
BEN REILLY They know the system and just need some upgrades and enhancements. It's not that we are rewarding a ...
JANET WATERMEIER Our plan had been to remove land lines altogether. Part of the problem is that our phone system is a...
JULIE WEBER The world we see that seems so insane is the result of a belief system that is not working. To perce...
WILLIAM JAMES The world we see that seems so insane is the result of a belief system that is not working. To perce...
GERALD G. JAMPOLSKY A lot of my clients have two- and three-year-old computers that are not the top-of-the-line systems.
KURT KRUEL This is a very important system to have on the scene in case of an emergency. If you are on scene, t...
DICK ROWE Everybody wants to cut off the limb to to deal with the problem. You can’t just keep cutting off l...
BOBBY F. KIMBROUGH JR. It comes back to that basic problem of people who are lost to our normal systems of care and communi...
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LEE SMOLIN It's kind of like the honor system. It's not like we have a policeman waiting. It depends on the int...
GREG DYER In my life, I'm just looking for that life of integrity that my father had. I have a good heart;...
JOHNATHON SCHAECH He assured me there was no problem and he would have had to assure himself (of that) as well,
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SINSEMILLA JACKSON This condition obtains even where there is no slavery in the legal sense. It is found where as in ca...
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ORLANDO MCGUIRE I think the deployment strategy we have right now for our ambulances isn't the optimum model. The cu...
MICHAEL CURTIS Implicit in the activist conception of government is the assumption that you can take the good thing...
THOMAS SOWELL When we deliver the service, we've got some just incredible loyalty among our clients. The fact of t...
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JAMES HILLMAN This is to assure people they have not shifted. They are moving in one direction -- fighting corrupt...
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ANDREW STERN My doctrine is not a doctrine but just a vision. I have not given you any set rules, I have not give...
BUDDHA The Libor system is structurally flawed. It is a major problem for our financial system and for the ...
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of yo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would al...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN For years now, I've wanted to fall asleep. The sort of slipping off, the giving up, the falling part...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Beca...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at max volume, it...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN A menos que todo empeore, nada puede mejorar.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, b...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant th...
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