My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.