My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well.

I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.