My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You have to know why you get up every morning.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

My father-in-law was a nuclear-submarine captain. My father was in the military.