My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.