There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

The smell of the carpet in a hotel room is the same everywhere.