My idea of childcare at festivals is to sit at a trestle table with an ale while the kids run around and make up their own games.

It's always a good idea to let the audience make up their own minds.

Festivals are fun for kids, fun for parents and offer a welcome break from the stresses of the nuclear family. The sheer quantities of people make life easier: loads of adults for the adults to talk to and loads of kids for the kids to play with.

Truly, the bench is a boon to idlers. Whoever first came up with the idea is a genius: free public resting places where you can take time out from the bustle and brouhaha of the city, and simply sit and watch and reflect.

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own.

People should make up their own mind about what they think of me.