My idea of heaven is a pennant winner.

Some men like to go in for polo, for example, and spend thousands of dollars on ponies. Some go nuts for paintings, and give half a million for a hunk of canvas in a fancy frame. But my passion is baseball.

I'm a pretty good winner. I'm a terrible loser. And I rub it in pretty good when I win.

We want to add an American League pennant... and to bring the World Series to Arlington.

My work is magnified by the fact that the streets of heaven are too crowded with angels / we know their names, they number a thousand for each red ribbon we wear here tonight.

It's a good idea to have friends both in Heaven and in Hell.