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GARRY KASPAROV We have a new, real world champion here today,
GARRY KASPAROV The guy's the real deal. He obviously had the stage presence and the sex appeal and all that sort of...
GARRY BEERS Every listing in the system is geo-coded by ZIP code at the very least. We add integrated maps from ...
GARRY WISEMAN Our location will take full advantage of the I-15, St. Rose Parkway, and Las Vegas Boulevard corrido...
GARRY GOETT In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo...
GARRY SOUTH I'm ashamed by what I did at the end of this match, ... But so be it.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm just going to have to turn it up a notch, and get out, knock on doors and tell my story. My stor...
GARRY THOMAS Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
GARRY TRUDEAU That's why Arnold has loaded up his campaign with a bunch of Bush-Cheney operatives. They really und...
GARRY SOUTH The phrase "it's better to be lucky than good" must be one of the most ridiculous homilies ever utte...
GARRY KASPAROV He wasn't going after just one person because he was letting off all these rounds. Everybody was coo...
GARRY WILL The Paper Sculpture Show
GARRY WINOGRAND I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have be...
GARRY CRYSTAL The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ...
GARRY KASPAROV When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for...
GARRY KASPAROV Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
GARRY FITCHETT Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of m...
GARRY SHANDLING It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say.
BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W...
GARRY SMITH The advantage of a permanent emergency for the executive is that even trivial things can routinely b...
GARRY WILLS There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU