My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.

For the new year you have to be realistic.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty

I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!

It's not like suddenly, when you become a working actor all your friends are in the same situation. I have friends who are still handing out flyers for their one-woman show and trying to make ends meet.