My Wife & Kids.

Grow strong, my comrade … that you may stand
Unshaken when I fall; that I may know
The shattered fragments of my song will come
At last to finer melody in you;
That I may tell my heart that you begin
Where passing I leave off, and fathom more.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?

Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back today. And now you're telling me you're all out? Do you know how much business I've given you over the years? How much money I've spent? You idiots never make enough chili. [Slams down the phone]