Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?

A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.

Now I'm literally kissing your ass!

Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing.

You should be kissed and by someone who knows how.

Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.