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Related She told me that she loved me. ANGEL MCGREGOR ANONYMOUS GILLIAN FLYNN One customer told me he asked his wife if she wanted to go out to dinner, ... She told him, 'No, let... CAROL BOOTH The first day I arrived, they told me to go home and get rid of that cold. JUNE ALLYSON RODNEY DANGERFIELD I did whatever I could to keep her awake, keep her talking to me, and told her to keep her eyes open... CHRIS WILLIAMS My first agent told me to change my name or I'd only play Jewish parts or Indians. Of course I r... MALACHI THRONE She wanted to go to church that morning. And she'd put her great granddaughters Christmas gifts in t... DEBBIE WAGNER I remember at the beginning of the season I told coach I felt a lot of pressure, but she told me to ... MADDIE HUMPHREY I told her she was the best player on the floor and to go out and play like it. She did. LAURIE KELLY When my daughter was about seven years old, she asked me one day what I did at work. I told her I wo... HOWARD IKEMOTO ANONYMOUS I said don't hang up..whatever you do, don't hang up. And I told him my predicament. I said I'm goin... STANLEY BAUCH DEREK LANDY My wife told me I’m always watching TV and never paying attention to her. So she got a job as a ne... MUNTAZIR M. When she is out of town I always call her to check up on her. I couldn't reach her, and it wasn't un... LAUREN ASHLEY I had asked her about it when she was here. She [said], 'Oh, I don't know,' and I said, 'Well, keep ... CHANITA OLDS BRAD FELD The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes lat... JULIAN FELLOWES STEPHEN CHBOSKY The ninth hole, she said, 'Please, captain, please put me out first tomorrow. I looked at my schedul... CATRIN NILSMARK RICK RIORDAN BUCK OWENS She already told me that she doesn't have to be nice, so why do I? Because my mother raised me right... SHERYL J. ANDERSON She found out he was two-timing on her. She told me some time ago she was going to kill him. I wasn'... BERNICE JAMISON She told me they were going to Brazil for carnival, ... I said, 'Sure, I'd love to go.' AZJA PRYOR My mom wasn't a fan of public school systems. She was scared of letting me go. So, she home-scho... BRITT ROBERTSON DIANE VON FURSTENBERG DEAN KOONTZ I was a little frustrated. But Coach did a good job telling me not to worry about it. She told me ju... ALISON BALES When I told Anne that I just hate it that I can't help her, especially since I keep asking her to do... WIL WHEATON JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER She told me it would be good to get away for a day and clear my mind, so we went to Great Adventure.... BRUCE PERRY I myself only had my garbage picked up last week, and when I went home, my wife told me about it, ANDY KING JOHN GREEN And Pharaoh called Abram and said, What is this that thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not tell... BIBLE I still don't think that my doctors told me exactly how bad it was. They told my wife. They tried to... ERNIE ELS I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me... NORWEGIAN WOOD (THE BEATLES) I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her gr... SAM RAIMI Coach just told me to calm down and realize it's a game. She told me that when I go back in I'm just... LORI SMITH Seeing eye to an eye is a must, especially when there lies a case, or an intent, to meet; even by in... PRIYAVRAT THAREJA Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned ... PAUL BURRELL My mom's reaction was the funniest. I told her I was playing in the All-Star game and she said 'why?... JIMMY ROY She called me at 6 a.m. yesterday and said, 'You know what, if you had asked me, I would have told y... MEREDITH VIEIRA I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a ... MICHAEL YORK She said, 'Oh, my God! What did I do?' I told her if the FBI wanted to get a hold of you, they'd kno... JAVIER SANTOYO SOURCE UNKNOWN ANONYMOUS She told me she always wanted to send Maggie back to God. DR. XIAOYAN WU I wasn't watching her, I thought 'wow' when she told me she hit all 10, but I didn't care. I knew I ... ALLIE WHITEHOUSE Gabriel told me he'd bought the watch for his ex-girlfriend, but she didn't like it. She said that o... NICHOLAS HOULT SUSANNA KAYSEN The only person who tells me what to do now is my wife. T.K. (manager Tom Kelly) can't tell me to bu... KENT HRBEK When I told my mother that I wanted to be an actress, she said, you can't live here and do that,... CICELY TYSON I grew up with gang violence. They tried to suck me in, but I wouldn't do it. I kinda got sucked in ... DEMAUNDRAY WOOLRIDGE I'm a believer, but an unsettled one. I think it has something to do with the fact that my grand... SHARI SEBBENS A lady called me the other day and said she was able to save $15 on her mother's prescription. She t... JEAN RAGS As she was speaking in a loud voice, I came out of my room and listened to her. She told me about wh... DATUK MICHAEL CHONG Erika told me earlier that she was going to play big. She said 'Coach, I'm going to play big for her... LYMAN FOSTER She was in love with you,” he says. “And I don’t think she got to tell you, did she?”TESS SHARPE When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels... JON HEDER ANNE SEXTON BRENDON URIE ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS BRITTANY SNOW DAVID SEDARIS Believe me what I did came from my heart. She asked me for help and I gave it to her. She wanted her... JOE SPARICO KAMI GARCIA BRET EASTON ELLIS I inherited my weight problem from my mum. She was always on diets. If there was a box of chocolates... LESLEY NICOL NICOLA ADAMS We sat down eye to eye. I told him what I expected of him, and he told me what he expected of me. LONDRICK NOLEN That night, she told me how much she was tired of hurting her mom and her dad. I still remember her ... CINDY GARCIA But my mom knew this was my job and she gave me her blessing and told me to stay out here and do the... MARCUS TUBBS STEVEN WRIGHT GEORGE CARLIN GEORGE CARLIN MONICA LEWINSKY HENNY YOUNGMAN GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ CHARLAINE HARRIS CASSANDRA CLARE I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an... HUGH LEONARD She felt she was ready to go. Her caregiver, she told her she loved her and said to tell everyone el... JAMES ROGERS My mother always told me ERIN HANSON She handed me an index card with two names on it. She pointed to Alex's name and told me he was pret... AL BOELK ELIZABETH GILBERT I went to the property and spoke to Marion Lent and viewed the circumstances, which were not up to e... DONNA CAVANAUGH I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for... GARY NUMAN She told me to dunk my hand in this container filled with wax. I just put my fingers in. I didn't re... ERIC MYERS When Lisa told me she used to be a figure skater, I understood her painting. LOUIS GRACHOS To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... UNKNOWN DMX My assistant told me to keep my composure, but I hadn't said anything all game and I wanted them to ... ERIC BOYLE NEIL GAIMAN She told me she wanted to get to know him better before she made any commitments. ENRIQUE SALAS CHARLES MARTIN
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