NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Our society is not perfect and this will come as no surprise to many of you. BARBARA AMIEL The GDP figure was within our estimates and there was no surprise there. That lack of surprise may h... TSUYOSHI SHIMIZU People are smart, good and surprise me with the way they use our site. CRAIG NEWMARK Visibility remains limited, and this should come as no surprise, given that our customers' visibilit... JOHN CHAMBERS Apprehension, uncertainty, waiting, expectation, fear of surprise, do a patient more harm than any e... FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE Advertisers are the interpreters of our dreams -- Joseph interpreting for Pharaoh. Like the movies, ... E.B. (ELWYN BROOKS) WHITE Embrace all emotions: sadness, happiness, sorrow, hate, love, prejudice, fear; they are weapons agai... DAVE MATTHES It is no surprise nations like South Korea are beginning to hedge their bets in light of the North K... JOSEPH CIRINCIONE There is always the fear of failure, and if you struggle, you become nervous, and that's when th... OTTMAR HITZFELD We're just so far below normal on our demand projections that there's just no shortage of natural ga... ED SILLIERE The West knows very well that we are not seeking to build nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are again... AYATOLLAH ALI The biggest surprise about our marriage is that Erin was out there. JAMES DENTON It comes as no surprise. Airport traffic is steadily increasing, and we're 99 percent leased out of ... BRIAN SEXTON In certain occasions, they have been able to show how to use surprise -- elements of surprise, mobil... CLIFFORD BEAL Wonder is from surprise, and surprise stops with experience. BISHOP ROBERT SOUTH Our constant desire to genre-label cripples new writers. Let them experiment, explore and surprise. CARLA H. KRUEGER I'm very optimistic about our future. But, it is a future full of change and surprise. BILL GATES To our surprise, three of the people that were PIB-positive and had low A-beta 42 levels were clinic... ANNE FAGAN NIVEN There is no fear before and no fear after. We give our best. RICKIE LEE JONES We've had a pull-back in gold and oil prices, and surprise surprise, oil and gold companies are off,... JULIE BROUGH Fear, after all, is our real enemy. Fear is taking over our world. Fear is being used as a tool of m... CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD Life can be driven by two things - fear or passion. When we are driven by passion, our fear takes th... TALIA It's been a pleasant surprise. We only lost one senior, and our pitching has been solid. BRANDON MILLER Normal fear protects us; abnormal fear paralyses us. Normal fear motivates us to improve our individ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Normal fear protects us; abnormal fear paralyses us. Normal fear motivates us to improve our individ... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Surprise is just a paradox. Sometimes it annoys us; sometimes it shakes the tears of joy within us; ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON The sorrow of God lies in our fear of Him, our fear of life, and our fear of ourselves. He anguishes... BRENNAN MANNING Surprise is the warrior's greatest weapon ERIN HUNTER We will be safer from terrorist attack only when we have earned the respect of all other nations ins... THEODORE C. SORENSEN Our biggest enemies in life are anger, fear and panic. ALEX PADURARU There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. CHARLES MORGAN Contempt is the only asymmetrical expression in the muscular facial system: Disgust, fear, happiness... PAMELA MEYER Fear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or worthlessness, ... WILLIAM CONGREVE One may disavow and disclaim vices that surprise us, and whereto our passions transport us; but thos... MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Emotions play a vital part in the social transmission of news and information. Interest, happiness, ... ALFRED HERMIDA Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond mea... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON We protested and appealed to let our cameras in, but Scalia won and we were kept out, ... Albany is ... BRIAN LAMB Our thinking and our behaviour are always in anticipation of a response. It is therefore fear-based. DEEPAK CHOPRA It is fear which leads us to war, ... It is fear which leads us to believe that we must kill or be k... DENNIS KUCINICH I do not question the power of our weapons and the efficiency of our logistics; I cannot say these t... J. WILLIAM FULBRIGHT The only thing that should surprise us is that there are still some things that can surprise us. FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Our success has been a surprise. At the beginning of the year, no one expected much from us. MEGGIE FORD It came as a surprise to me. MIKE KRZYZEWSKI It doesn't surprise me, TERRY TRIPPLER I’ve always found hitting a man from behind to be the best way to go about things. This can someti... MARK LAWRENCE Sometimes people surprise us. People we believe we know. JOYCE CAROL OATES It was such a surprise. CHRISTINA LEE So it doesn't surprise me (now), A.J. FEELEY One of the Irish players scooped it back after the whistle and to our surprise the referee then gave... JOSH LEWSEY We're going to go to our strengths, and we are going to go inside. It's no surprise to anybody what ... KATHY LANTER Children blessings seem, but torments are;/ When young, our folly, and when old our fear. THOMAS OTWAY It certainly is a surprise, and as you might imagine, we were just about to try and conclude our arr... JAMES WOLFENSOHN Our lives are full of all the genres. Fear and hope and sadness. NICOLAS ROEG He was startled, but there was that about him which made it impossible to show what he felt, an inst... ELLERY QUEEN Tiffany is a pleasant surprise. She is our vocal leader, keeps us pumped up and is hitting the ball ... DAVE ROHRER That doesn't surprise me. We have been scoring quicker this year, and our improved passing game lead... BOB HOWARD Our kids have displayed heart and character all season long, and it didn't surprise me one bit that ... BUD CHILDERS The statement was meant to instill fear, and fear is the most potent weapon the terrorists posses, .... ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA The deal would surprise no one, and the proposed price, at $77 per share, would be neutral to slight... CARL MCDONALD As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. NELSON MANDELA The figures are lousy, but they are no surprise overall, KONRAD BECKER We got the surprise win. This is kind of a surprise. GARY WALTHALL I think we are intrinsically prone to being irrational and superstitious. A lot of it comes from our... VENKATRAMAN RAMAKRISHNAN No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader... ROBERT FROST Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... AUTHOR UNKNOWN I know this is going to come as a complete surprise, but we are expecting showers again Wednesday. DIANA HENDERSON We have some big hitters and our top defensive players are back. We also have good leadership and (t... GRETA GNAGY I think the kids from Liberty and Staunton River are going to surprise some people. I think our Semi... DON SHULER I have reminded him (Major) that there are some positive as well as some negative elements in the Da... ALIJA IZETBEGOVIC The Hotel Sheraton Maria Isabel expresses its great surprise in response to this action. At this mom... LAURA CANEPA A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity SIGMUND FREUD There is no such thing as an average person. They really are guidelines for people to grapple with t... DANIEL TAMMET Give people the benefit of the doubt, they might just surprise you...and who doesn't like a surprise... WILLIAM PAISLEY It's a great pleasure for me and my team. It was a surprise. A good surprise. ALAIN DUCASSE It was quite a surprise. They are ecstatic. The girls were screaming, laughing and crying. There wer... DENISE NEEL I hear a lot of people say that the fear of death and the fear of public speaking are two of the mai... JEFFERSON BETHKE Fear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or our worthlessn... ERIC HOFFER We exercised with our weapons, many of the Indians also coming amongst us, and among the rest their ... EDWARD WINSLOW somewhat of a surprise, but not a total surprise. FRANK DUNHAM The patriarchal/kyriarchal/hegemonic culture seeks to regulate and control the body – especially w... YVONNE ABURROW She was a surprise, and let's face it, few people are. DONNA LYNN HOPE Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are
powerful beyond meas... NELSON MANDELA Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARYANNE WILLIAMSON mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy SUN TZU We've had close battles with everyone we've played. So (our record) is a little bit of a surprise. DAVID MCAULIFFE I don't think policy makers surprise unnecessarily. You don't pick surprise as a part of you... RAGHURAM RAJAN Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive e... CHE GUEVARA Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive e... ERNESTO 'CHE' GUEVARA I figured maybe it was some sort of a surprise celebration for our new Teacher of the Year. AMANDA ALLEN To hate and to fear is the be psychologically ill... it is, in fact, the consuming illness of our ti... HARRY A. OVERSTREET There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is God's finger on man's shou... CHARLES MORGAN The liveliness of literature lies in its exceptionality, in being the individual, idiosyncratic visi... SALMAN RUSHDIE There's no surprise they're dumping MBNA, DAVID ROBERTSON Scratch an artist and you surprise a child JAMES GIBBONS HUNEKER I really like it when you can step outside of what's come before and find a surprise for the rea... DAVE GIBBONS The fear of this delicate and fierce feminine has more to do with our fear of being vulnerable again... ALANIS MORISSETTE We all wish to live every moment of our life but its the death who gives us a surprise. NEYMAT KHAN
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