Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.
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Related Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives th... BERKE BREATHED It was at the Children's Defense Fund that I met Hillary. I was 21, feisty, and ready to fight. ... DONNA BRAZILE I think the iPhone is the best consumer product ever. That's what I feel about it. And it's ... TIM COOK I think that half of us feel fraudulent in our lives anyway. There's that strange disconnect of ... CARRIE BROWNSTEIN People know more about baseball players' contracts than they do about the policies that govern t... JACKSON BROWNE Our Father's commitment to us, His children, is unwavering. Indeed He softens the winters of our... THOMAS S. MONSON That's the thing with all of us music geeks - music is the soundtrack to the things that happen ... MIKE D There will be no 'Mommie Dearest' in the lives of my children, and no books like the one the... DON AMECHE I guess television is so much on the word. It's so much closer to playwriting - the scale is mor... EDWARD ZWICK And it's sort of an old-fashioned ER, in that it's very much about the medicine, and how the... LAURA INNES It's not the events of our lives that shape us, but our beliefs as to what those events mean. TONY ROBBINS I really think the biopic thing so rarely works, because people's lives don't have a dramati... BILL CONDON Books are a little better movies than just screenplays because there's more fat on the bone. The... MIKE BINDER All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless. EMILIO ESTEVEZ Reading is as much a part of life as any part, and it's life itself. And it allows us to live ot... ALAN CHEUSE Many people believe that our lives end not when we die but when the very last person who knew us die... DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER Music is critical in our lives and culture. It's the inspiration that drives us. It's also t... BILL WALTON I like to keep certain stuff to myself just because I feel like technology is taking over people'... ASTRO There is the myth that writing books for children is easier than writing books for grownups, whereas... MICHAEL MORPURGO Women's courage is rather different from men's. The fact that women have to bring up childre... MARY WESLEY Let's be cautious about relying so much on material things that we have no energy left for the s... JAMES A. FORBES Technology does more than delight, entertain and make our lives more convenient, it's also an ag... RON CONWAY When technology reaches that level of invisibility in our lives, that's our ultimate goal. It va... ASTRO TELLER It's that Romney is taking advantage of the government's 'free stuff,' too, and has ... JENNIFER GRANHOLM Fiction basically is a form of gossip where you want to enter other people's lives, the lives of... VIKRAM SETH Looking back, I've always enjoyed hearing about the lives of other people, their experience thro... TAMRON HALL Throughout our lives, God's grace bestows temporal blessings and spiritual gifts that magnify ou... DIETER F. UCHTDORF I think that food ties us to our community and our traditions, and it's the thing that makes us ... KATHY FRESTON Fire has impacted every part of our lives - without fire, there would be no shopping, right? - that&... JAY CHIAT The way I was grew up gave me a slight fearlessness and a sense of independence. There are things ab... SAM TAYLOR-JOHNSON Control over the use of one's ideas really constitutes control over other people's lives; an... RICHARD STALLMAN The personal threat is something that's always been a part of our lives. BUSTA RHYMES We assume that everything's becoming more efficient, and in an immediate sense that's true; ... PAUL HAWKEN The tabloids create their own stories about people's lives that don't exist. ELIZABETH OLSEN A society that respects women needs to elect leaders who care more about women's lives than they... JACKSON KATZ You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it&... H. R. GIGER Writers want to summarize: What does this mean? What did we learn from this? That's a very 19th-... LAURIE ANDERSON I've missed half or two-thirds of my children's lives. CHESLEY SULLENBERGER Cancer is something that touches everyone's lives. ELLEN POMPEO That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, tha... AL PACINO It's a very performative thing, grief. As with so much in modern life, I think there's a who... DARIN STRAUSS That's what's so special about 'One Life to Live:' it's just this real family in... KASSIE DEPAIVA I feel it's a person's duty to participate in the governing of the country in which he lives... DAVID MCCALLUM As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating ... NICK BRUEL Politics is about the improvement of people's lives. It's about advancing the cause of peace... PAUL WELLSTONE One of the things that's often forgotten about drug rehabilitation, it's not a destiny. It... PETER HOBSON 'Bagdad Cafe' was a film that changed many, many people's lives... how they saw themselv... C. C. H. POUNDER Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to ... UTA HAGEN I think that we all absolutely have curiosity. It brings about knowledge. It's energizing. It... BRIAN GRAZER I don't want to know about the lives of other actors and I don't want people to know too muc... CHRISTIAN BALE I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I equate fame towards people who know your work, people who will see your work. But all that stuff, ... SANDRA OH In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but
the gratefulnes... ALBERT CLARKE I've been around a long time, so I guess I've touched a lot of people's lives - hopefull... ACE FREHLEY There is no gender to my music. There's no male or female voice, no trite lyrics or poetry. It... YANNI I resisted children's writing for a long time. I saw myself as a writer of literary fiction. But... ELLEN POTTER I get angry about stuff, I get very emotionally intense about stuff and that's how I get it out ... HENRY ROLLINS Our music will continue to have an impact in people's lives long after we finally call it quits. TOMMY LEE I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and t... JON KATZ Talking about my deepest and darkest secrets to the world makes me feel better. It's cathartic. SAM SMITH With the Black Lives Matter movement, a lot of the focus is on the protest and dissent. I'm hopi... AVA DUVERNAY I love that there's this tradition of being able to discuss the heaviest topics and the gnarlies... GILLIAN WELCH Feminism was about making women's lives less constrained and giving them more choices. HANNA ROSIN I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosp... PENN JILLETTE If we talk about literacy, we have to talk about how to enhance our children's mastery over the ... DANNY GLOVER Feminism is not just about women; it's about letting all people lead fuller lives. JANE FONDA I think so much of the horror film is about our primal instincts, and our primal instincts are not j... DREW GODDARD I feel Dress for Success is basically about empowering women who were in a disadvantaged situation. ... KAREN ELSON When we talk about having a life of significance and meaning, it's not about fame or money or re... TIM TEBOW … "That at a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what´s happening to us, and our lives... PAULO COELHO Our daily lives are so mundane, we get taken over by what is immediately in front of us and we don... BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself ... BETTY WHITE All of us want to have meaning in our lives and want to feel like we're doing something that mak... JOHN ASHCROFT People talk about love and it seems like a cliche but it's a real thing - the more love we sprea... BEN VEREEN Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach t... GEORGE CARLIN We can never make ourselves better by trying... praying more or longer, studying more of the Word, p... JOYCE MEYER It's important that we elevate and primarily focus on the rights of American citizens, but it... EDWARD SNOWDEN Before, Europe was about treaties, laws and our sovereign right to govern ourselves. Now, it's a... NIGEL FARAGE I think that anyone who lives in New York, who's lived here, who's spent any time here, know... SPIKE LEE The biggest neurological turn-on for people is other people. This is what really excites us. In rewa... TOM CHATFIELD I understand that it's a huge luxury for people to dwell on the problems in Washington. Things h... DOUG LIMAN If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about... MARLON BRANDO As much as we complain about it, though, there's part of us that is drawn to a hurried life. It ... JOHN ORTBERG It's really a full-time job to manage our lives. SARA BLAKELY People think children's books are about teddy bears and little flowers. I realize people sometim... PETER SIS We humans are still a very primitive culture, and it's one of the traps we've fallen into ov... RUPAUL I think that's what activates the Tea Party Movement. What they see is the government interferin... SHARRON ANGLE I know that when I was a children's librarian, that was about 1940, boys particularly asked wher... BEVERLY CLEARY However long, it's definitely the presence of other people that brings out the weirdness - that ... LYNN COADY When people connect to my work, it makes me feel great. A lot of that stuff is really deep, and when... XAVIER RUDD In 2014, having children is complicated and daunting and fraught - as much as it's always been, ... RACHEL SKLAR There's something about it that makes sense, Lent. You give something up, and everything's m... ELAINE STRITCH That's what makes the Ryder Cup in golf so much better than the Masters or the U.S. Open. To be ... SCOTT HAMILTON It's long been accepted as fact that the availability of family planning services saves lives. W... MARTHA PLIMPTON It's all about confidence and how you feel about yourself. There's no such thing as a perfec... HAYLEY HASSELHOFF There's the typical books, Moby Dick and, I guess in my adult life I began to read biographies m... JULIUS ERVING From racial profiling and being pulled over just for 'driving while black' to this new pheno... AL SHARPTON That's going to be VEEEEEEERYYYY Nasty.... DEYTH BANGER Speed Reader: Nothing more than… "Getting knowledge in a fast way". (Note: What's that?... DEYTH BANGER
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