Never criticize your spouse's faults; if it weren't for them, your mate might have found someone better than you

¿No sabéis quiénes son los críticos? Aquellos que no han tenido éxito en la literatura y en el arte.

These questions of taste, of feeling, of inheritance, need no settlement. Everyone carries his own inch-rule of taste, and amuses himself by applying it, triumphantly, wherever he travels.

As a matter of fact, we are none of us above criticism; so let us bear with each other's faults.

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it