Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.


Mark Twain

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If you have finished your formal education, you should START learning.
LALIT BHOJWANI
Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER
Don't let the University get in the way of your education.
RAYMOND BROWN
Mark Twain.
FRIENDS
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
BABE RUTH
Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg didn't finish college. Too much emphasis is placed on...
NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEB
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
ISAAC ASIMOV
Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK
But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.
MARK TWAIN
I've never been a big believer in formal education.
MEGAN FOX
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fo...
STEPHEN VIZINCZEY
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
ISAAC ASIMOV
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
MARK TWAIN
I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying...
HELEN KELLER
His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the wh...
MARK TWAIN
If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS
I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
MARK TWAIN
Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is fo...
MARK TWAIN
I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE
In other to regain your lost years, it is important to have some form of formal education in the are...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Never let inexperience get in the way of ambition.
TERRY JOSEPHSON
To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
MARK TWAIN
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, ...
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN
Formal education is important for the fulfillment of your goal but it is not enough
SUNDAY ADELAJA
I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.
RUTH RENDELL
Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER
[March 25 -] Songs and Stories for Everybody ... the Mark Twain of contemporary kids' music.
BILL HARLEY
We cannot let commercialization of education come in the way of democratization of education.
SHARAD VIVEK SAGAR
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
MARK TWAIN
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN
A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies whic...
OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH
Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS
Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
MARK TWAIN
You can find in a text whatever you bring, if you will stand between it and the mirror of you imagin...
MARK TWAIN
There was no way I could let Mark Martin get outside of me on that restart.
TODD BODINE
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
GERARD WAY
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'l...
DICK VAN DYKE
Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY
To get started, a formal education is required but to sustain growth, relevance and mastery, self-ed...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
BOB NEWHART
Never let success get to your head and never let failure get to your heart.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR
Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
The power never to let your spouse cheat on you,is by learning to give him/her variety in the bed or...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
After formal education is over, self -education commences
SUNDAY ADELAJA
The most important outcome of education is to help students become independent of formal education...
PAUL E. GRAY
The most important outcome of education is to help students become independent of formal education.
PAUL E. GRAY
The most important outcome of education is to help students become independent of formal education.
PAUL GRAY
Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bu...
ROBERT LITTELL
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN
A scholar can never let mere wrongness get in the way of the theory.
CHINA MIéVILLE
Formal education is not enough, self-education starts where
SUNDAY ADELAJA
In [The Mysterious Stranger, Mark Twain] proves to his own grim satisfaction, and to mine as ...
KURT VONNEGUT
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called "Huckleberry Finn."
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Why should we save them? It's part of the historical legacy of California. They were made famous by ...
MARC HAYES
The best education, both within formal learning institutions and outside them is that which helps to...
EVARIST BARTOLO
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN
When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD
Never let a trend get in the way of creating a great outfit for yourself.
STACY LONDON
It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so r...
MARK TWAIN
If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.
PETER FALK
Formal education and current position can define your worthiness. What makes you extraordinary is de...
ASHISH PATEL
I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about.
MARK VICTOR HANSEN
Never let your secrets to anyone, when you can not keep them to yourself, You can not expect someone...
KEERTHI RADHAKRISHNA JALIGAM
Formal education enhances what you do, self-education nourishes who you are.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE
My father had very little formal education.
DANIEL BERRIGAN
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not...
PATRICK MOORE
I felt the need to unlearn my formal education.
MICHAEL CIMINO
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of par...
MARK TWAIN
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
I graduated from the University of Michigan with a BA in Communications and left formal education be...
SARAH ZETTEL
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists ...
MARK TWAIN
Learning how to communicate your ideas on paper is very important. Get a good, strong foundation in ...
JOHN WARNOCK
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
JIM ROHN
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
JIM ROHN
Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money in that order; it is a process, a never ending...
BEL KAUFMAN
He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musicia...
MARK TWAIN
One learns through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect
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Don't let your studies interfere with your education.
HENRY RUTGERS
Formal education teaches how to stand, but to see the rainbow you must come out and walk many steps ...
AMIT RAY
Let others tell of storms and showers, I'll only mark your sunny hours.
SUN DIAL MOTTO
I never let it get in the way of racing. I was definitely always to my car on time.
DANICA PATRICK
The formal education that I received made little sense to me.
TWYLA THARP
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; les...
MARK TWAIN
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

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The mark of higher education isn't the knowledge you accumulate in your head. It's the skill...
ADAM GRANT
I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and p...
KID ROCK
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
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I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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I haven't had any formal education. Through the grace of god, I am gifted in mathematics and the...
SHAKUNTALA DEVI
When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years of formal classroom education. As...
PHILIP EMEAGWALI

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
MARK TWAIN