Even Noah got no salary for the first six months partly on account of the weather and partly because he was learning navigation.

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.