Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

Man is the lowest animal.

Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million

Even Noah got no salary for the first six months partly on account of the weather and partly because he was learning navigation.