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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were sarcasms.
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After a long time and many questions, Satan said, "The spider kills the fly, and eats it; the bird kills the spider and eats it; the wildcat kills the goose; the -- well, they all kill each other. It is murder all along the line. Here are countless multitudes of creatures, and they all kill, kill, kill, they are all murderers. And they are not to blame, Divine One?
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Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?
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