Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat

I have traveled more than any one else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were sarcasms.

After a long time and many questions, Satan said, "The spider kills the fly, and eats it; the bird kills the spider and eats it; the wildcat kills the goose; the -- well, they all kill each other. It is murder all along the line. Here are countless multitudes of creatures, and they all kill, kill, kill, they are all murderers. And they are not to blame, Divine One?