It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

The Bible is a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology

The English are mentioned in the Bible: Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?