Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

We have a pretty high standard of what we expect, and a lot of that comes from a lot of things Stark County has done.