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Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets ...
MARTIN MULL

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
MARTIN MULL

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
MARTIN MULL

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
MARTIN MULL

If there is some art involved, I'd like it to be that it came through the cracks of daily work.
MARTIN MULL

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are mor...
MARTIN MULL

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
MARTIN MULL

I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in...
MARTIN MULL

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
MARTIN MULL

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
MARTIN MULL

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really ar...
MARTIN MULL

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
MARTIN MULL

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain
MARTIN MULL

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are mo...
MARTIN MULL

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
MARTIN MULL

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.
MARTIN MULL

I kind of just lucked into and fell into the other profession. It was really just an outgrowth of th...
MARTIN MULL

I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to mak...
MARTIN MULL

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
MARTIN MULL

I like pancakes.
BRANDON MULL

There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated.
You should use that in your adve...
BRANDON MULL

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
BRANDON MULL

Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic."
"Sure you were," Jason said. "You're just too embarrassed ...
BRANDON MULL

How do you kill something that's already dead?
Nobody knows enough about them. Ask Ja...
BRANDON MULL Yes, we have different viewpoints represented among us," she continued. "Yes, we have a displacer in...
BRANDON MULL Jason glanced at the creature. It remained the same distance away as before, still as a statue.
BRANDON MULL Excruciating agony makes me cranky.
BRANDON MULL Right now we don't see any connection at all, but that could change, ... Unless he left a note or th...
BRENT MULL There were some tears in her clothing that indicated he used some type of cutting instrument to cut ...
BRENT MULL There was also some contact between a 12-year-old girl in there. We believe that he was attempting t...
BRENT MULL We got the call about 10:18, and by 10:20 he was in there,
BRENT MULL The officer was able to strategically gun this guy down before he was able to kill his hostage, ... ...
BRENT MULL Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.
“Does your mot...
BRANDON MULL I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered.
Then you've starte...
BRANDON MULL An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols print...
BRANDON MULL Choices determine character.
BRANDON MULL We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are.
BRANDON MULL The curse of mortality. You spend the first portion of your life learning, growing stronger, more ca...
BRANDON MULL Are you her boyfriend?”
...
No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.
We’ve been promi...
BRANDON MULL Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction.
BRANDON MULL Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
BRANDON MULL Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled e...
BRANDON MULL You look tired," Rachel told Jason.
"I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time."
"Can'...
BRANDON MULL Kendra stared out the side window of the SUV, watching foliage blur past. When the flurry of motion ...
BRANDON MULL Seth
BRANDON MULL rumors. I’ll not say more on the subject. Cheese in your eggs?” “Yes, please.” * * * With Ke...
BRANDON MULL Was the anticipation worse than the event itself? At
BRANDON MULL Evil likes darkness.” “Why is that?” Seth asked. Grandma thought about the question a moment b...
BRANDON MULL A bar of gold means much more to a pauper than to a king
BRANDON MULL In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the e...
BRANDON MULL Agreements. Specifically, a treaty ratified by all the orders of whimsical like forms who dwell here...
BRANDON MULL The surprise is on the far side."
"You're sure?"
"Positive."
"It better not be anothe...
BRANDON MULL The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault
BRANDON MULL Hours of crisis often call for sacrifice. In matters of consequence, when have doubt and fear given ...
BRANDON MULL Let's worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
BRANDON MULL break the rules pay the price
BRANDON MULL Imagination can take you Places....READ
BRANDON MULL What'll you do if you can't find a way to cure him?" Seth asked.
Dale paused. "I'll never know ...
BRANDON MULL Drink the milk.
BRANDON MULL The only furniture in the dank space was a flimsy cot. Water dripped steadily in one corner. A hole ...
BRANDON MULL And you came back to Lyrian?" Galloran said in disbelief.
"Believe it or not, I came through th...
BRANDON MULL What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nat...
BRANDON MULL Not kill us," Pigeon corrected. "She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves.
BRANDON MULL Nathan Sutter," the teacher read.
Here. My mother never calls me Nathan."
Is it Nate?" BRANDON MULL The girl with the long brown hair turned around. "Are you her boy friend?" she asked.
Summer gl...
BRANDON MULL Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded.
"You would never do any work." (Nate's mom)
"Soun...
BRANDON MULL ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!
BRANDON MULL Hard to call it a party without sardines.
BRANDON MULL My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
BRANDON MULL A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.
I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.
BRANDON MULL Please," Kendra said. "Think of all the lives that will be destroyed."
"I have," Mark said. "Be...
BRANDON MULL The pendulum swings between Light and Darkness
BRANDON MULL A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuc...
BRANDON MULL It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fu...
BRANDON MULL When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
BRANDON MULL Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are p...
BRANDON MULL What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
BRANDON MULL Considering the circumstances, Rollan figured being alive was the same thing as being okay.
BRANDON MULL ...your mind was seizing on something to try to make sense of the emotion... Can you see the power e...
BRANDON MULL Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
BRANDON MULL I think we should probably get Vanessa out of the Quiet Box to help us. What do you guys say?'
...
BRANDON MULL Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. I...
BRANDON MULL For Frito-Lay!" - Newel and Doren
BRANDON MULL The lane conditions on the second day were absolutely horrible, but they just happened to bowl the b...
JEFF MULL It could fall both ways for boys and girls. I think the caliber we have is as good as anywhere else....
JEFF MULL Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved to...
BRANDON MULL Seth hustled over. “What’s the password?”
“Passwords are for sissies,” Warren’s mu...
BRANDON MULL In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.
BRANDON MULL Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
BRANDON MULL An unread book does nobody any good
BRANDON MULL All boys belong in insane asylums.
BRANDON MULL Making mistakes is part of learning to choose well. No way around it. Choices are thrust upon us, an...
BRANDON MULL Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less d...
BRANDON MULL I was vanquished by a deer!'
A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a de...
BRANDON MULL We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our beha...
BRANDON MULL He's stubborn," Tux warned in a singsong tone.
"Stay out of this," Mark spat.
"And touchy,...
BRANDON MULL You and I move through time like a flame on a string. The ashes behind are the past, consumed, unrea...
BRANDON MULL I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed.
So do we," Newel assured him.
BRANDON MULL An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.
BRANDON MULL Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything."

"There are probably ten of th...
BRANDON MULL A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death...
MARTIN Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love ca...
MARTIN Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve.. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul gene...
MARTIN A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
MARTIN It is the combination of reasonable talent and the ability to keep going in the face of defeat that ...
MARTIN SELIGMAN Our world is so glutted with useless information, images, useless images, sounds, all this sort of t...
MARTIN SCORSESE Masterpieces of art possess immense potential to advance a worldview that could help assuage the soc...
MARTIN FILLER We know what molecules are needed to sense light - what turns that signal that detects light into an...
MARTIN CHALFIE I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God'...
MARTIN LUTHER When I'm making a film, I'm the audience.
MARTIN SCORSESE Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTIN When modern physics exerts itself to establish the world's formula, what occurs thereby is this:...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER The human body is essentially something other than an animal organism.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Only a god can save us.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Transcendence constitutes selfhood.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Agriculture is now a motorized food industry, the same thing in its essence as the production of cor...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Man is not the lord of beings. Man is the shepherd of Being.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER To think Being itself explicitly requires disregarding Being to the extent that it is only grounded ...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER But every historical statement and legitimization itself moves within a certain relation to history.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER The German language speaks Being, while all the others merely speak of Being.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Being-alone is a deficient mode of being-with; its possibility is a proof for the latter.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER We still by no means think decisively enough about the essence of action.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Being and time determine each other reciprocally, but in such a manner that neither can the former -...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Making itself intelligible is suicide for philosophy.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Why are there beings at all, instead of Nothing?
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Time is not a thing, thus nothing which is, and yet it remains constant in its passing away without ...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER We name time when we say: every thing has its time. This means: everything which actually is, every ...
MARTIN HEIDEGGER Language is the house of the truth of Being.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER The human being is not the lord of beings, but the shepherd of Being.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER We do not say: Being is, time is, but rather: there is Being and there is time.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking.
MARTIN HEIDEGGER There are two kinds of power you have to fight. The first is the money, and that's just our syst...
MARTIN SCORSESE My idea of a good night out is staying in.
MARTIN FREEMAN I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
STEVE MARTIN I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
STEVE MARTIN When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way ...
STEVE MARTIN I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.
STEVE MARTIN I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easi...
STEVE MARTIN What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an act...
STEVE MARTIN Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, bec...
STEVE MARTIN Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTIN I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
STEVE MARTIN What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They ca...
STEVE MARTIN I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the ...
STEVE MARTIN Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in...
STEVE MARTIN I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent re...
STEVE MARTIN I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTIN Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
STEVE MARTIN Well, excuuuuuse me!
STEVE MARTIN What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
STEVE MARTIN Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTIN It's music. It's supposed to be fun and inspirational. You have to be inspired. If I did it ...
MAX MARTIN Nothing good ever comes of violence.
MARTIN LUTHER What I did was, I went and collected every bit of information from Adventist publishing houses in th...
WALTER MARTIN Mrs. White, in my opinion, made false statements. She misused what she claimed was the prophetic gif...
WALTER MARTIN I thought some of Mrs. White's material was prophetic. I felt some of her insights were extremel...
WALTER MARTIN I am not an enemy of Adventism.
WALTER MARTIN The very success of medicine in a material way may now threaten the soul of medicine.
WALTER MARTIN Who knows the minds of men and how they reason and what their methodology is? But I am not going to ...
WALTER MARTIN I am not saying we are categorizing Ellen White in the biblical context of a false prophet.
WALTER MARTIN Christ imparts the capacity of conquest to our lives every single day that we are willing to believe...
WALTER MARTIN A biblical false prophet was a servant of the devil attempting to lead people away from the truth.
WALTER MARTIN You see, 30 years ago I didn't have near the audience I have now. My tapes on the cults have rea...
WALTER MARTIN The Doctrine of the Trinity teaches that within the unity of the one Godhead there are three separat...
WALTER MARTIN A key to strengthening spiritual muscles and enduring hardship is finding strength in the Word of Go...
WALTER MARTIN Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same...
DEMETRI MARTIN The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
DEMETRI MARTIN You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.
STEVE MARTIN And as I've gotten older, I've had more of a tendency to look for people who live by kindnes...
MARTIN SCORSESE Big money is made in the stock market by being on the right side of the major moves. The idea is to ...
MARTIN ZWEIG Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out.
MARTIN SCORSESE My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big...
CATHERINE MARTIN God doesn't make mistakes and has made each of us in his own image. God is simply love. There sh...
MARTIN O'MALLEY For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than...
MARTIN LUTHER The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
MARTIN LUTHER 'Mars et Avril' is a science fiction film. It's set in Montreal some 50 years in the fut...
MARTIN VILLENEUVE Photography is the simplest thing in the world, but it is incredibly complicated to make it really w...
MARTIN PARR Money doesn't mind if we say it's evil, it goes from strength to strength. It's a fictio...
MARTIN AMIS I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
DEMETRI MARTIN Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day,...
MARTIN CHEMNITZ I think you can be depressed and flourish, I think you can have cancer and flourish, I think you can...
MARTIN SELIGMAN Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.
MARY MARTIN The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.
MARTIN LUTHER If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't ...
MARTIN LUTHER If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it...
MARTIN LUTHER I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labor in expl...
MARTIN LUTHER When schools flourish, all flourishes.
MARTIN LUTHER Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
MARTIN LUTHER First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each...
MARTIN LUTHER The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.
MARTIN LUTHER My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick a...
MARTIN LUTHER I more fear what is within me than what comes from without.
MARTIN LUTHER I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great ...
MARTIN LUTHER Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
MARTIN LUTHER Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see.
MARTIN LUTHER

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

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