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OPHELIA LOVIBOND (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Brides... CHRIS PRATT 'Family Ties' was a very successful situation comedy. And, in almost every respect, it funct... GARY DAVID GOLDBERG For myself, anyway, I think that recurring has been such a gift, because I've been able to work ... JESSALYN GILSIG There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night... CHRIS PINE I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funn... EMMA STONE In single-camera comedy, a lot of it is point of view, ... understand what's going on in a person's ... DANA WALDEN There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than oth... DAVID WALLIAMS The big turning point, really, was the Beatles' influence on American folk music, and then Roger... BARRY MCGUIRE I love comedy, but it has to be hysterical and really amusing; I'm not really a big fan of roman... RACHEL HURD-WOOD Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN I think that the difference between 'The Sopranos' and the shows that came before it was tha... DAVID CHASE See, the 'On the Road' that came out in 1957 was censored. A lot of the honesty of it, the b... GARRETT HEDLUND There's a film I did called 'Front of the Class', about a teacher who had Tourette's... JAMES WOLK I've been pretty lucky - or slothful - in that I've never been a 'career builder.' I... ERIC STOLTZ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... CARL REINER For people who have done comedy after a certain point in time, I think there's a base level of, ... WILL FERRELL I'm proud that Della was sort of a prototype for TV secretaries. There really was no such establ... BARBARA HALE I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unkno... TRACY MORGAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA I've got my foot in 'Saturday Night Live,' and my heart is there in a lot of ways, but I... PAULA PELL I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They ... MATT GROENING I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or drama... MIREILLE ENOS And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of 'The Book of Mormon,' the m... JAMES WOLCOTT Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn'... CHRIS HARDWICK For 'A.D.,' when I got the script, I was really moved, because even though it told a story t... JUAN PABLO DI PACE We have a lot of American TV in Australia. I grew up watching 'Seinfeld,' 'The Simpsons&... SARAH SNOOK I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in '... JANUARY JONES When I was starting out, I thought I would go into comedy and there would be a mentor, like the Phil... MIKE BIRBIGLIA I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you... RALPH BROWN 'Heroes' really changed the game for me in a way that nothing before it had. ZACHARY QUINTO I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake a... JIMMY FALLON My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,&... ROB LOWE I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a rea... JOHNNY VEGAS I really enjoy comedy. It's a real challenge. TED LEVINE With 'Attachments,' my goal was to write a really good romantic comedy. I wanted the reader ... RAINBOW ROWELL Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference betwe... EMMA STONE For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a ... ADAM MCKAY I feel like it's a dangerous and dark world if 'Sunny' becomes mainstream comedy. If you... ROB MCELHENNEY January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered ... HARI KONDABOLU When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I... TINA FEY A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves... CARLY CRAIG I think 'Glee' was a freshman comedy, and I think whenever it's your debut season, you g... GILLIAN JACOBS At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lo... BILL HADER I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO 'Jackass: The Movie' is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I... MATTHEW BARNEY
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MATT KUCHAR It would be lovely to live in a culture where calmness was the aim. MATT HAIG I think we get too hung up on categories. Obviously, the book market has to categorise things, and i... MATT HAIG What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in... MATT TAIBBI Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nost... MATT RIDLEY I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as w... MATT BOMER The main thing that 99designs is about is choice. It's a fantastic model that eliminates risk fo... MATT MICKIEWICZ If you've ever questioned your faith, you're going to question it when you are burying your ... MATT BEVIN 'The Kids Are All Right' is amazing. The performances are insanely good. Julianne Moore is g... MATT BOMER Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear. MATT MARTY I've always been a guy that's liked a crowd and having people around cheering for me. I'... MATT KUCHAR Teenagers are in some ways the best readers because their imaginations haven't been narrowed dow... MATT HAIG I'm not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think t... MATT DAMON Two hundred years ago, industrialisation ruined the labour force. In the modern age, especially in t... MATT BELLAMY If I wasn't an actor, I probably would've tried to get a job with the Braves. MATT LANTER This administration will have no tolerance for the type of brazen disregard that Planned Parenthood ... MATT BEVIN If you took away all pain, if everyone lived forever, everything would be bland, flat and boring; th... MATT HAIG I felt cheated by the way grown-ups told me that the future of the world was bleak when I became a t... MATT RIDLEY In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats d... MATT TAIBBI There are 100 million blogs in the world, and it's part of my job as the co-founder of WordPress... MATT MULLENWEG When you look at things like Flickr and Youtube, they are specialised blogging systems, so why hasn&... MATT MULLENWEG A group of adventurers is known as a "party," and not just because they like to celebrate their succ... MATT FORBECK