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No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war.


Phyllis Schlafly

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PHYLLIS ARTHUR We had a great practice on Wednesday and again on Thursday, so we came ready to play. Marietta is a ...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR Tabitha is a laid-back kid and she's mostly a leader by example, but she's trying to be more of a vo...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR We really stepped it up defensively in the third quarter. To give up only four points in a quarter a...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR She's played at least one game in every position. She's played point guard, two-guard, both forward ...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
PHYLLIS DILLER There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto
PHYLLIS DILLER Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ...
PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent...
PHYLLIS DILLER What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
PHYLLIS DILLER Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
PHYLLIS DILLER It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser
PHYLLIS DILLER Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki...
PHYLLIS DILLER If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
PHYLLIS DILLER He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin...
PHYLLIS DILLER For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
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